- Stop posting pictures taken from the one angle that doesn't make you look fat or reveal your lazy eye.
- Stop adding anyone to your friend space so that your esteem is bolstered when you see the number of people in your friend list.
- Stop filling your general interests with lies to make yourself seem like a more well-rounded person.
- Stop embedding music to play on your profile; you're just showing everyone your awful taste in music.
- Stop enumerating books to make yourself look like an intellectual; your spelling and grammar indicate a fourth-grade reading level.
- Stop writing pretentious, fake new-age spiritual nonsense.
- Stop pretending to use myspace for networking; it's no secret myspace is fueled exclusively by libidos and loneliness.
- STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS; it gives away your lack of skills with the keyboard.
- Stop your pathetic attempts to make myspace visually appealing; leave website design to the professionals. Your backgrounds and color schemes are the stuff migraines are made of. Although on the bright side, most will never know how dumb you are if they can't read your profile.
- Stop quoting movies, television, music lyrics and other people; try having a thought of your own.
- Stop posting pictures taken from the one angle that doesn't make you look fat or reveal your lazy eye.
- Stop adding anyone to your friend space so that your esteem is bolstered when you see the number of people in your friend list.
- Stop filling your general interests with lies to make yourself seem like a more well-rounded person.
- Stop embedding music to play on your profile; you're just showing everyone your awful taste in music.
- Stop enumerating books to make yourself look like an intellectual; your spelling and grammar indicate a fourth-grade reading level.
- Stop writing pretentious, fake new-age spiritual nonsense.
- Stop pretending to use myspace for networking; it's no secret myspace is fueled exclusively by libidos and loneliness.
- STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS; it gives away your lack of skills with the keyboard.
- Stop your pathetic attempts to make myspace visually appealing; leave website design to the professionals. Your backgrounds and color schemes are the stuff migraines are made of. Although on the bright side, most will never know how dumb you are if they can't read your profile.
- Stop quoting movies, television, music lyrics and other people; try having a thought of your own.
Stop using Microsoft Internet Explorer and 
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